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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Fallen Off a chair sideways
And live to tell about it

Oh, my.
Everyone's got that experience right?
Falling off a chair in school.
Whether it was in Primary School or, more unfortunately, recently.
You'd be expecting embarrassment coming your way.
A burst of laughter or sudden silence, perhaps.

Well, I've just got my first experience in 4 years!

That's right! 4 years!
I remember falling off a chair once, back then rocking your chair was a trend.
But have you ever fallen from one sideways?
Unusual and the probably the top of the list of worst everyday chair accidents.
Ah yes, a pretty normal day during the Mother Tongue lesson.
My class is 2E5 and we have only 15 students.
Pathetic.
Anyway, I reached for my books on my back by turning myself by counter-clockwise.

GONG XI FA CAI!

Yes, I fell!
I fell sideways, landing on my butt.
Not particularly painful, no one laughed but what I'm going to complain about is how I fell.
It was really unsightly.
I guess my position was... During labour?
But it was totally embarrassing.

And I found out, the legs on one side were tilted.
So who's the overweight person who sat before me?
Who's from 2E5, and probably big-boned/heavy-weighted?
Who sits on the right end corner of the class.

Well, whoever you are.
You must be down right heavy to be able to break a chair until it tilts.
Even Noel doesn't have that problem.
Or so it seems.

Whoever you are, I hope you fall tomorrow too!
At least completely break the chair,
Then no one would be a victim too.

And no, it NEVER occured to me that it might be me that's the one who's fat.
Well, I've never broken a chair so of course I won't believe it!

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